Definitely no rush at all…
First night at Norushen on erotic mode yielt the most awesome results. After a whole two attempts (which could have been one, actually) we passed Norushen’s test once more. And to think we were doing it on Normal all these weeks. Why didn’t we do this before!
Another day, another victory! As a prize, he had plenty of Fusion-Fire Cores for all.
Eh… useful. Maybe?
Would you look at that? Not only didn’t the Golden Lotus pay us to clean their toilet the first time – they let it grow even bigger and -of course- smellier! And instead of apologizing for not cleaning after themselves, they go and call it “heroic”. Outrageous, isn’t it!
Following his line, Lorewalker Cho acknowledged the problem, then denied everything, and decided it wasn’t his problem – even though the massive poo-beast living under his house. Who would tell us those amazing stories if Cho had drowned…? Wait a minute, what do you mean you could read the books yourself? Pah!
So, once more, we had to clean the panda toilet. Quite methodically, and without a doubt, succesfully! Despite the amount of accumulated poop, our raiders came out fairly clean and shiny (as the picture shows), bagging our first Heroic kill in Siege of Orgrimmar.
So… Hello everyone!
As many of you know, we have hosted a Xmas giveaway. And I have to say, it was a great success! What started out as a single gift from the Guild Leader to a random member quickly escalated – and thanks to everyone’s contributions, we ended up having not one, but two gifts for all of the participants! How’s that for Xmas spirit!
You see, we moved to Everlook and even dressed for the ocassion…. Okaaaay, only Cikena did. The other two just look like the sort of people you should never take presents from, nor leave alone near your children. But hey, Santa hats are cool, no?
The giveaway was fun, even if it took a bit longer than expected. But we learned a thing or two about Blizzard’s opinion on presents while at it! For example, that posting a link to a wrapped gift posts a link to its contents instead; or that there’s a limit as to how many gifts one can send. Papa Schlein is not amused!
Here is the video, if you want to see us sitting down for several minutes, constantly rolling the same numbers, and even getting called “faggots” by a passing Huntard… The Greench got nothin’ on that guy!
See you soon, everyone! Happy Holidays, Shadow Wolves!
And, he’s finally down!
The tyrant, madman, and otherwise meanie Garrosh Hellscream finally got a well deserved, and thoroughly administered ass-kicking from the Wolves.
never *next expansion, Garrosh!
(they’re actually the same people, for the most part)
Phew! Been a while since last update, but there has been a lot going on!
After a bit of recruiting and restructuring, our raid team has emerged stronger than ever. Much to the Siege of Orgrimmar bosses’ dismay! The Wolves blazed through the instance, leaving nobody standing.
Here they are, in all their glory – the heroes, the legends, the Shadow Wolves.
For the Horde!
“We warned you, Wakener”
Kil’ruk the Wind-Reaver
Yeah right, whatever. Never seen such ungrateful bugs! So we had to get rid them, one by one, through fire, steel, and even teeth. Why did I leave my Bug Sprayer back at the ranch! At least, it’s a good thing they didn’t attack us all at the same time. Ungrateful and stupid!
Since it got a bit late, little over half of the group fled to their beds instead of staying for the killshot. Weak!
Here we are, facing the Siegecrafter himself, while dealing with his state-of-the-art goblin machinery -which is just an elegant way of saying “explosives”.
A particularly fun part of the fight involved running like Hamans…*um* hamsters on a treadmill. Very interesting, and a healthy way to burn all those calories from the guild bank feasts!